The keys to cleaning a kitchen

I love cooking and I love eating but I sure as heck don't like cleaning up.  OK, I admit I have got to be the messiest cook around.  Heck, I am always spilling, splattering, or dropping stuff all over my spacious condo kitchen.

Here is an example:
 
I get so lazy after cooking and being single I sometimes have to find motivation to get off my lazy a** and clean.

 But I found an easy solution for me.  I recommend the following:

1. Make sure you have plenty of wine. I prefer a sparkling Riesling or Muscato.  Enjoy at least 30 minutes before cleanup.

2. Turn on some music.  I prefer Barry.  Manilow that is not White, although he is good to. Any music that will get the toes a tapping.  Sometimes I dance so hard my apron flies off (oops, TMI).  Lately I' ve  been learning to Salsa dance.  Wow, what a workout.

3. Now dance and drink as you go along.

Before you know it, you'll be done. With the wine that is.  After that what's done in my kitchen is done.  Well I'm off to Salsa.

Now where did my apron go.....